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I'd date you if I was single ... and desperate. --Annie Pannie |
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In Boone that is what we called a station wagon. --Chandra (referring to Aric's Subaru WRX Impreza) |
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Welcome To Crap Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles --Corrie (contributed by) |
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Hope springs eternal. --Jeff |
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I am just going to go back to my cube and stew for a while. --Aric |
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It's the mature and adult thing to do? How does that affect me? --Jerry Seinfeld |
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Assign them to me. I'll ignore them. --Eric (in reference to some requests for code changes for an application that he didn't work on) |
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"Should I go back to grad school?" (Aric) "You probably should, because you suck at everything else." (Corey) |
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It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you have. (song lyrics heard on the radio) |
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Do you want a mean dad, or a happy dad? --Hale |
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I have one 34 cent stamp that I would sell for 35 cents. --Chandra (in response to my asking if anyone had a stamp I could buy) |
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This Paul that you refer to, is he a compotent guardian and protector for the treacherous journey? In a previous life I knew of a Paul that was a MP with no bullets. If the name holds true I would be better off going into battle with my sling shot and rock salt. --Chandra |
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Where are we going, and what's with this handbasket? --Hale email quote |
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After much whimsical debate, I'm going to kill this RT and open a new one for this bug. ;-) --Corrie |
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Did I break something, because I may. --Eric (in reference to a software upgrade) |
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It's not really a demonstration, it's more like a demo. --Todd (when explaining that they needed to 'demo' some in development code to a customer) |
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Actually, I'm only humoring you. As soon as you walk away, I am going to delete it. --Paul (my reply about responding to an email I had received from the 'Director of Applications') |
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You should run because you want to, not because you are being chased. --Alan |
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I had just officially become a civilian a few months before this happened, but had not yet received my discharge (honorable) orders yet. I was riding along with a friend while he ran some errands, and made a smart remark about his rolling stop at a stop sign. This is only speculation, but had my friend actually said what he joked about, and if a cop would have pulled him over, I suspect, that I would have been arrested or detained. Since it was a Sunday, and the police would not have been able to verify if I was acutally AWOL or not until the following day, I am guessing that I would have spent the night in jail. And I quote ... I'll just tell them you are AWOL. --Benny My reply, after the shock wore off, "The first place I am going after I get out of jail is your apartment." His reply? "I'll be long gone. I hear Mexico is nice this time of year." |